{"id":6882,"date":"2018-09-17T21:37:54","date_gmt":"2018-09-17T19:37:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jefklak.org\/?p=6882"},"modified":"2018-09-17T21:37:54","modified_gmt":"2018-09-17T19:37:54","slug":"trouver-un-travahi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cloud.jefklak.org\/wordpress\/2018\/09\/17\/trouver-un-travahi\/","title":{"rendered":"Trouver un travahi"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"intro\">\n<p class=\"textbody\">Suite aux d\u00e9clarations de Notre Pr\u00e9sident De La R\u00e9publique \u00c0 Un Jeune Horticulteur En Qu\u00eate d&#8217;Emploi, voici une contribution de Jef Klak aux efforts de recherche.<!--more--><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jefklak.org\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/planche-botanique-du-muguet-5395702f.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/jefklak.org\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/planche-botanique-du-muguet-5395702f-718x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"690\" height=\"984\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-6890\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"textbody\">Le peuple Travahi vit selon la l\u00e9gende<br \/>\nsur l&#8217;\u00eele Pr\u00e9-Karit\u00e9.<br \/>\nPr\u00e9-Karit\u00e9 se trouve au large de Karit\u00e9, c\u00e9l\u00e8bre pour son beurre.<br \/>\nL&#8217;\u00eele des Travahi quant \u00e0 elle est c\u00e9l\u00e8bre pour l&#8217;argent du beurre,<br \/>\nqu&#8217;on dit cach\u00e9 dans un coffre.<br \/>\nMais personne n&#8217;est jamais revenu riche de l&#8217;\u00eele Pr\u00e9-Karit\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p class=\"textbody\">Il n&#8217;existe pas de photographie des Travahi.<br \/>\nCeux qui sont revenus affirment n&#8217;en avoir jamais rencontr\u00e9s.<br \/>\nNombreux sont ceux qui ne sont pas revenus.<\/p>\n<p class=\"textbody\">On suppose que<\/p>\n<ul style=\"list-style:none;\">\n<li>le Travahi est cannibale<\/li>\n<li>il r\u00e9duit la t\u00eate de celui qui le cherche au-dessus de marmites ancestrales<\/li>\n<li>il garde l&#8217;argent du beurre pour lui.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p class=\"textbody\">L&#8217;\u00eele Pr\u00e9-Karit\u00e9 n&#8217;est pourtant pas bien grande.<br \/>\nLes explorateurs s&#8217;y croisent plusieurs fois par jour.<br \/>\nOn traverse l&#8217;\u00eele jusqu&#8217;\u00e0 l&#8217;\u00e9tourdissement.<br \/>\nOn retourne le sable, on grimpe aux arbres, on capture de petits crabes pour les manger.<br \/>\nOn revient sans rien \u00e0 montrer<br \/>\nou bien on ne revient pas.<br \/>\n\u00ab&#160;Quiconque trouvera un Travahi ne pourra plus se montrer soi.&#160;\u00bb<\/p>\n<p class=\"textbody\">Un jour un pirate nous a dit, au bar o\u00f9 nous confrontons nos cartes \u00e0 longueur d&#8217;ann\u00e9e : \u00ab&#160;J&#8217;ai trouv\u00e9 un Travahi&#160;!&#160;\u00bb<br \/>\nNous nous sommes tous lev\u00e9s,<br \/>\nmais aussit\u00f4t l&#8217;homme s&#8217;est effondr\u00e9.<br \/>\n<em>Arr\u00eat cardiaque<\/em> a d\u00e9clar\u00e9 le plus m\u00e9decin d&#8217;entre nous.<\/p>\n<p class=\"textbody\">La l\u00e9gende dit que le Travahi s&#8217;en prend directement au c\u0153ur de l&#8217;\u00e9tranger.<br \/>\nIl ne le blesse pas, ne le capture pas.<br \/>\nIl se contente, en silence, de broyer son c\u0153ur opini\u00e2tre.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Suite aux d\u00e9clarations de Notre Pr\u00e9sident De La R\u00e9publique \u00c0 Un Jeune Horticulteur En Qu\u00eate d&#8217;Emploi, voici une contribution de Jef Klak aux efforts de 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